Well, yeah, this isn't really a review or summary or anything.
But many of you have iPhones and iPads and stuff like that right?
And this is a somewhat gaming blog right? So here you go. A game recommendation.
It's $4.00 on the app store, but hey, it's worth it. Basically you're Earth (a galactic defender guy- yeah you know the jizz) and you're on trial against a jury of other galactic defenders and you have to recount to them how you saved Earth from an army of Doom Beasts. Don't get it? Well, the summed-up, the aim of the game is to defend your city against these little black blob things called Doom Eaters with your lazer. So you're thinking, ah, so it's one of those ten-a-penny run-of-the-mill shoot-em up games with no plot right? Well, wrong. This game is HILARIOUS. Caps used not for emphasis, but because this game is so AWESOME. The main character with a I-am-awesome mind set complete with awesome lazer shooting arm cannons, the constantly pun-making jury and the easy to pick-up gameplay (which is set in short, 5 min stages, so perfect for those in-class *ahem* breaks where you constantly have turn your iPhone on and off to avoid detection [Your pants does not take any responsibility for any iPhone/iPod/any other device destruction caused by angry raging teachers]). But yeah, you guys must be thinking. Yeah, yeah, this kid is just making a huge exaggeration of some boring stupid not-worth-it-game in order to fufill her weekly post quota. But no. Well, yes, but no. Yes to the quota thing, but YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY BUY THIS GAME. The refreshing, hilarious gameplay and plot is a rare find in this money-obsessed society where apps like this (all it does is measure how much of a life you DONT have, so don't bother clicking reverse psychology it works).
So yeah, give it a try, I mean at least you're not spending $999.9999999999 (the extra 0.009999999 is a conspiracy the government don't want you to know about and [information deleted for security reasons]) to prove that you have enough money to spend $999.99 on a worthless app that only proves that you have, well, had $999.99 to spend in the first place. You are rich indeed.
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