KHR 344

A wizard magically deleted my reviews for the past... 5 chapters so I couldn’t upload them in time and it’d be a horrible torturous process to re-type them again.

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Nope, I wasn't wasting valuable review time watching youtube poop, why would you even think that anyway >.>

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Ok, maybe just a little...

So a quick summary of what’s going on so far...


So Daemon-in-a-mukuro-shell took his already super-superpowers up to eleven, obtaining
all the Shimon and Vongola rings except for the sky and earth.  To put the icing on the cake, he also decides to multiply this by 6 by splitting himself into six (well duh captain obvious). Things are looking pretty bad for Tsuna and co.

Kage no Bunshin Mukuro style.  Now only if he would do Oiroke no Jutsu to go along with it.  Oh wait, that wouldn’t make a difference...

So then Enma attempts a heroic sacrifice using his Shimon Earth ring to make black holes surrounding him to hold Mukuro in place so that Tsuna can blast him with his XX burner.  Which doesn’t make any freaking sense since the whole landscape surrounding them should be sucked in too, since it’s a FREAKING BLACK HOLE after all.  Oh yes, there’s SIX of them.

 
Shouldn't that by itself create some sort of wormhole paradox where the black holes are being sucked into each other creating infinite wormholes in wormholes, which would contradict the laws of physics which would then cause something somewhere to implode upon itself creating another black hole which would then suck in hordes of helpless kittens ripping them brutally apart, causing lolcat lovers to rage on forum boards, inciting people to wage troll wars and call each other fags, somehow creating conspiracies causing the american government to panic and nuke the shit out of everyone and start world war 3, which would end up looking like this...? The amazing selective powers of toon physics continue to amaze me.

Ok, nevermind, the whole above paragraph, it was completely irrelvant crap that I pulled out of my... hat in an attempt to be funny and make my post look like it actually has some substance instead of the jumble of illegible text it is...

Tsuna then does the typical I-cant-sacrifice-my-friends speech and Mukuro is like 'LOL I knew it'.  But then Chrome pitches in to help and Mukuro gives her a powerup using the last of his energy, so she cant protect Enma from Tsuna’s XX burner, giving Tsuna the all clear to start destroying some shit and Mukuro’s like NOOOOOOOOO and there’s a huge flash of light... and just when the dust clears and everyone’s having their heartwarming reunion after the fight, guess who pops up to beat Tsuna into a pulp just when everyone’s HP is critcal and they’ve exhausted all powers and can do nothing but helplessly watch?  GARY MOTHER F***KING OAK THAT’S WHO... you guessed it... Daemon F***ing Spade.

Two words. MS Paint.

Now is the point in the story where something mysteriously happens... like the hero gets some cool new superpowers or weapons or something as a last minute resort, dukes it out with the big bad and saves the day right?  Generic battle manga genre, we take our hats of to you for surviving so long.  Well, it’d kinda suck if Tsuna and everyone died and the whole world became a Daemon-ruled dystopia of suck, so somehow Enma’s Shimon ring manages to fuse with Tsuna’s creating a whole new weapon and prompting the creepy Vindincemummy/zombie guy to reveal the Shimon-Vongola backstory.  Let us pause a moment for the fanbase to aww at the fluffiness of it all.  Awwwww.  Okay, moving on... (The Mukuro-owl-thingy is supah kawaii desu)

EPIC BITCH SLAP

Reborn chapter 343!

Daemon prepares for his final ultimate attack, which is apparently create-a-huge-explosion-so-i-can-run-away-justu, taking up ¾ of the first page with a huge a** mouth poking out of his side and a huge eyeball stuck in the middle of his torso.  Lovely Daemon, just lovely.

Sexy.

Tsuna calls him out on this and then continues to talk about the strange flame presence he feels coming from Vindince and Daemon.  Daemon reveals that the strange flame is from a mysterious 8th element, and Vindince tell Daemon to shut up because they are paranoid about their secrets being leaked out to the public, (because it could be illegal y’know, and illegal things are noooooooo good).

Daemon reveals that he is not at all ashamed at running away, and that the reason he has lived for so long was because he had discarded his original body and turned to possessing people, using them as disposable hosts so that he could basically live forever.  Remind you of anyone?  He then attempts to make his getaway, but Tsuna stops him with the the power of his new Earth-Sky ring, and effectively pins him to the ground... kinda like a pancake...he then almost proceeds to KILL HIM WITH FIRE almost destroy him with the XX burner, but then at the last moment decides not to and tells Daemon to turn himself in and atone for his sins.  Daemon tells him he’d rather die. So deal with it.  He then summons his eighth element flame and both Tsuna and Daemon go in for the kill.  There’s a huge flash of light and Daemon dodges Tsuna’s attack, leaving Mukuro’s body to make his getaway... only to be stopped by Vindince, because using the eight element without a physical body is illegal y’know.  Tsuna then powers up his X burner and uses it on Daemon.  It’s super effective.  Daemon has fainted/died.  A pocket watch than drops out of Daemon’s soul-corpse and Tsuna picks it up [insert zelda item obtain music here].  The chapter than ends with Tsuna opening up the pocketwatch to reveal a picture of Daemon and the Vongola family of the past.

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Way to end the chapter on a depressing note.  Yay! Tsuna finally defeated Daemon! It took 10 chapters to get this far after he killed Enma's entire family, pinned the blame on Tsuna's father, causing Enma to hate him and start a freaking WAR so that all the members of his family and Tsuna's can bash each other up and get locked in prison hell for the rest of their lives. Now we get this one little picture that changes everything... I mean.. at least let us HATE the manipulative bastard for what he's done without feeling like total jerks.

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WHY U NO MAKE ENDING HAPPY!?!?!?