Hey guys, i've just spent my weekend drooling over fanfiction. Honestly this wouldn't be a problem
I blame those that got me into fanfiction.
I also blame those that write freaking amazing pieces of work.
Unlike you guys and your...well... promiscuous mothers I have a fairly decent amount of experience when it comes to the amazing phenonema known as flaming. Actually I have a few pretty awesome tips for those that are looking forward to flaming people with terrible writing skills.
1. insult their grammar
2. insult their way of writing
3. insult their intelligence.
You do those three magical things, and you have a flame. Of course, its a amateur flame. It wouldn't have the depth and the cynical factor behind what I like to call "Sagacity Flame".
However, I doubt any amateur flamer would ever be able to pull that off, as it takes years of slowly degenerating from an upstanding citizen into what we like to call... Internet Trolls. Yes, Internet Trolls.
Commonly referred to as just "trolls" we like to console ourselves with the thought that Internet Trolls are nothing more than basement-dwelling college drop-outs with nothing more interesting to do, than to troll.
