Fanta Bottle.

okay... now that thats over and done with, ive been away from internet and technology for a few weeks (finally back :D ) with nothing to do so me and my brother whip out the old PS2 and start playing games and OMFG I AM ADDICTED TO THIS ONE GAME IT IS LIKE THE BEST EVER!.Its so simple and I love it. its called ESPN WinterXGames Snowboarding.

made in 2002 I know and yeah so the aim of the game is to compete in many different forms of snowbording  competitions and do like awesome tricks but heres the thing, its not the whole , complex amount of buttons oh wow you did a grab!, not its just tilt the thing back and wow its a fricken backflip :O.
so the different things you can do is, like, racing, half-pipe and slopesyle and yada, anywasys long story short, super fun.

another cool thing is the characters you play as are like, real people, and real snowboarders going down to even the tiniest detail such as where they live to what snowboard they use.

and to top it all off the graphics aren't that bad for 2002.

so now that ive finished wasting your time by talking about some game on the PS2 I hope you will now go and playy it and see what I have been rambling on about :P

KHR 344

A wizard magically deleted my reviews for the past... 5 chapters so I couldn’t upload them in time and it’d be a horrible torturous process to re-type them again.

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Nope, I wasn't wasting valuable review time watching youtube poop, why would you even think that anyway >.>

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Ok, maybe just a little...

So a quick summary of what’s going on so far...

PIXEL COOKIES.

Hi there.  Um... yeah... 
There aren't really going to be many posts for a looooong time (a month maybe?) because everyone has school, exams and stuff or are just lazy.  >.>  Yep, exams and procrastination, eternal enemy of bloggers, fic writers and artists everywhere.


Since we're here, I might as well do something useful.  So here.  You might of heard of Infinity Blade, and this is one awesome looking app. You're this knight guy and you explore a castle and defeat things to level up and get money to buy stronger weapons so you can defeat stronger things and level up even further and so on until you can kill the big kahuna and get the infinity blade.   Or you die and get reincarnated as your previous character's son and do exactly the same thing all over again (you get to keep the exp and items and gold you got) The story is a bit dry and the gameplay a little limited, but it's got great graphics and fluid animation.  The rendering is AMAZING.  ABSOLUTELY FREAKING AMAZING.  ON AN IPHONE. why am i reccing iphone apps? *hits the bandwagon*  A downside is you need wifi to play but hey, small sacrifice for such awesome graphics.

LOLOLOLOL.

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Okay, I'll just go and play Super Mario bros. and wangst over how Nintendo hard it is... 
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COOKIES.
DELICIOUS COOKIES.


and stupid inventions that shouldn't have been.
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and random grey hi-lighter that is just there to annoy the heck out of you.

Dog Days Episode 1 - Told you guys I'd post :P

Coming out of the shadows I’m here to illuminate the situation by blogging ;D

And the blogging I am doing is for the first episode of the new spring anime, Dog days.

Well this episode starts with a theme song called ‘scarlet knight’ with a blonde guy we don’t know yet but seems important cause he’s like everywhere in the theme song, anyways then we have this super intense (like camping) talk about war and we are introduced to some main characters, Princess, sorry I mean Female king, Leonmitchelli Galette des Rois and the pretty pink princess from the other side Millhore F. (Firianno) Biscotti. We also get shown this creepy looking dog with shiny eyes, which seem to glint a lot (pervert?).

Serious face is serious

WTF.

*realises that there have been absolutely no posts for two weeks* Hmmm....

Well, yeah, this isn't really a review or summary or anything.

But many of you have iPhones and iPads and stuff like that right?

And this is a somewhat gaming blog right? So here you go. A game recommendation. 

You know this game is awesome.

It's $4.00 on the app store, but hey, it's worth it.  Basically you're Earth (a galactic defender guy- yeah you know the jizz) and you're on trial against a jury of other galactic defenders and you have to recount to them how you saved Earth from an army of Doom Beasts. Don't get it? Well, the summed-up, the aim of the game is to defend your city against these little black blob things called Doom Eaters with your lazer. So you're thinking, ah, so it's one of those ten-a-penny run-of-the-mill shoot-em up games with no plot right? Well, wrong.  This game is HILARIOUS. Caps used not for emphasis, but because this game is so AWESOME. The main character with a I-am-awesome mind set complete with awesome lazer shooting arm cannons, the constantly pun-making jury and the easy to pick-up gameplay (which is set in short, 5 min stages, so perfect for those in-class *ahem* breaks where you constantly have turn your iPhone on and off to avoid detection [Your pants does not take any responsibility for any iPhone/iPod/any other device destruction caused by angry raging teachers]).  But yeah, you guys must be thinking. Yeah, yeah, this kid is just making a huge exaggeration of some boring stupid not-worth-it-game in order to fufill her weekly post quota. But no. Well, yes, but no. Yes to the quota thing, but YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY BUY THIS GAME.  The refreshing, hilarious gameplay and plot is a rare find in this money-obsessed society where apps like this (all it does is measure how much of a life you DONT have, so don't bother clicking reverse psychology it works). 

So yeah, give it a try, I mean at least you're not spending $999.9999999999 (the extra 0.009999999 is a conspiracy the government don't want you to know about and [information deleted for security reasons]) to prove that you have enough money to spend $999.99 on a worthless app that only proves that you have, well, had $999.99 to spend in the first place. You are rich indeed.